I know what you're thinking when you see this picture - wouldn't doing a set strenuous crunches ruin his perfectly mussed hair? Luckily, follicle tensile strength is but one of the awesome benefits of drinking Michelob Ultra, besides superhuman strength and the ultimate bachelor pad combination of exposed brick and hardwood floors. How many calories would you be able to accept to imbibing a bottle of this heavenly nectar? 300? 500? I know I would. But luckily for all of us those crazy brewoligists at Anheiser-Busch was able to craft near-perfection for only 95 calories and 2.6 grams of carbs. I say near perfection because if they were really brilliant the gentleman above would be Asian and weigh 138 pounds. Then he would truly appeal to the masses.
If you are now checking the URL to make sure you're on the right website, don't worry, I'm still fully dedicated to helping NYC children learn how to read. However, along the way I managed to snag my first "sponsorship" deal. Yes, yours truly will soon be "paid" in the form of gift cards, training gear, and low-carb beer in exchange for sporting the Michelob Ultra brand at a few races this fall. More details to follow. I had to sign a non-compete agreement, though, so sorry MGD 64, you missed out on quite a catch.
PS - I finished my second triathlon today and scored my second 4th place finish. More details to follow once results are posted.
If you are now checking the URL to make sure you're on the right website, don't worry, I'm still fully dedicated to helping NYC children learn how to read. However, along the way I managed to snag my first "sponsorship" deal. Yes, yours truly will soon be "paid" in the form of gift cards, training gear, and low-carb beer in exchange for sporting the Michelob Ultra brand at a few races this fall. More details to follow. I had to sign a non-compete agreement, though, so sorry MGD 64, you missed out on quite a catch.
PS - I finished my second triathlon today and scored my second 4th place finish. More details to follow once results are posted.